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(sent) Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl Emily you introduced me to last night. owe you big time. (recieved) Thats my sister you douche fuck!!
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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...wait. you said youre a virgin. (1-714) well obviously i lied cause my eggo is preggo and i dunno who papa bear is!
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naked , 2 am, locked inside toys are us. a finger puppet on my dick. and a hot chick next to me.
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(306):
Some man who is close to 70 asked me if the 'dingle berry's' on my necklace matched my nipples.
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1 year ago
Beyond awesome! Gotta love dirty old men.
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TypeO (0 Points) 1 year ago
Beyond awesome! Gotta love dirty old men.