(609): so we were just laying there eating goldfish in bed watching t.v. & he wanted to have sex but I told him I had my period. I was super drunk and I woke up the next morning with no tampon in and realized we must have had sex... about 15 minutes later, i got hungry, reached my hand in the goldfish bag, and pulled out a bloody tampon.

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3871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Please tell that a goldfish is somekind of lolly!




3887 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

goldfish crackers man.




3933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

time to get a new bag of goldfish.




3945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

He, he basically assaulted you. ew.




3946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow




3951 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ew dude. that NASTY.




4036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yuk. thats so gross. he raped you and you cant even eat the goldfish to make you feel better




4044 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yummy




4073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lawl @ #7 xD




4226 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

...well, here in australia, we refer that to "taking the forbidden dirt track, short-cut" but this is the next level, considering well you were asleep!!! omg




4249 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Ewwww




4522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Wow... That's just gross.




4528 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

xD That's awesome, but terrible at the same time. Period sex rocks, but I'm sorry your goldfish crackers got ruined.




4690 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

to #7; hahahahaha i lol'ed =]




5180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Man you guys should of just used the shower! A lot easier!




5694 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's DISGUSTING.




7564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

nasty D:




7817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

im definitely feeding the goldfish to the dog




10050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#7 lmfao




14042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

*THROWS UP*




16390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

So... did it taste like salty pennies?




17430 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

number thirteen is my hero. but really i must say thats probably thee most violating thing ive ever heard of. he should be ashamed. :/




19387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that's not a bad night...that's just a fucked up morning after...




24265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I would never sleep with someone on thier period that's just an nono besides that would b like really embaracing g to the girl , mean I'm agirl but that's still fucked up




27324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well atleast you wernt hungry anymore....lol




35816 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#7 made my day. hahhha.




41513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Well, maybe the Goldfish liked it




43090 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#7 and #27 made my day. XD




51483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that eww.




51609 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




53412 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lmao to #7 and #27. funny stuff =)


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