(609): so we were just laying there eating goldfish in bed watching t.v. & he wanted to have sex but I told him I had my period. I was super drunk and I woke up the next morning with no tampon in and realized we must have had sex... about 15 minutes later, i got hungry, reached my hand in the goldfish bag, and pulled out a bloody tampon.

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3871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Please tell that a goldfish is somekind of lolly!

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3887 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

goldfish crackers man.

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3933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

time to get a new bag of goldfish.

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3945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

He, he basically assaulted you. ew.

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3946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow

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3951 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ew dude. that NASTY.

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4036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yuk. thats so gross. he raped you and you cant even eat the goldfish to make you feel better

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4044 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yummy

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4073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lawl @ #7 xD

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4226 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

...well, here in australia, we refer that to "taking the forbidden dirt track, short-cut" but this is the next level, considering well you were asleep!!! omg

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4249 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ewwww

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4522 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wow... That's just gross.

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4528 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

xD That's awesome, but terrible at the same time. Period sex rocks, but I'm sorry your goldfish crackers got ruined.

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4690 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

to #7; hahahahaha i lol'ed =]

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5180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Man you guys should of just used the shower! A lot easier!

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5694 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's DISGUSTING.

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7564 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

nasty D:

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7817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

im definitely feeding the goldfish to the dog

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10050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#7 lmfao

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14042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

*THROWS UP*

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16390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

So... did it taste like salty pennies?

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17430 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

number thirteen is my hero. but really i must say thats probably thee most violating thing ive ever heard of. he should be ashamed. :/

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19387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's not a bad night...that's just a fucked up morning after...

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24265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I would never sleep with someone on thier period that's just an nono besides that would b like really embaracing g to the girl , mean I'm agirl but that's still fucked up

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27324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well atleast you wernt hungry anymore....lol

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35816 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#7 made my day. hahhha.

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41513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Well, maybe the Goldfish liked it

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43090 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#7 and #27 made my day. XD

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51483 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that eww.

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51609 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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53412 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao to #7 and #27. funny stuff =)

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