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(954):
There's a girl here who looks like she just got back from a long night of cocaine and dirty sex. I wanna get her number.
(250):
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
(206):
just met this dude for the first time, ended up going to back to "his place" which consisted of his parents, little brother, and little sister. His bed was in the middle of the living room. It was a blow up bed...
(516):
yeh so we were fucking.....then her wig came off
(905):
i'm a super ninja shark who feeds on babies with mustaches NOM NOM NOM!
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(254):
I think I just threw up on my record player.
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