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She was blowing me and I jizzed in her mouth, it came out of her nose. I started losing it. She didn't stop.
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I spilled whiskey on my weed lastnight, so it put it in my easy bake oven to dry it
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my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle.
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I had a real orgasm for the first time during sex. My boyfriend was convinced I didn't get off. I guess I'm a better performer than I thought.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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81497 (0 Points) 2 years ago
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