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(651):
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
(773):
Bad night, man. I had sex for like 90 minutes straight and didn't cum. She leaves, and now I have blue balls and cant get it up to release...
(925):
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself (707): dude you teach first grade wtf
(480):
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
(913):
seriously he is the sweetest guy ever he sold his play station to buy me the plan b pill!
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(484):
Saved by the rainbow. :D Just came out of the closet to my newest creeper, I think I'm safe.
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