(810): sent) i just woke up naked as fuck on my neighbors lawn with both of their twins one on either side. (received) nice man, the twins were virgins right? (sent) hell yea! did i mention that their dad is the one that woke us up? (received) shit! what did he do? (sent) told us that breakfast was it ten and that we should at least wear underwear if we want to eat at the table.... win?

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81300 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

That dad would have cut your fucking balls off!




81302 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

wow you're a fuck, everyone knows that didn't happen




81313 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

dude total bullshit. Im sorry you dont have any good REAL stories to post. Next time, at least TRY to make it believable.




81315 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

then you woke up from that dream in cum crusted panties




81382 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ahahahhahahaha




81321 (14 Points) (+14, -0) 7 years ago

what fuck kind of dad makes kids wear clothes when they eat?




81328 (4 Points) (+5, -1) 7 years ago

and then you woke up in a tent in the backyard next to your little brother and you now have to explain why you jizzed all over him.




81406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha funny shit man




lmao (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahahahahaha




81343 (4 Points) (+4, -0) 7 years ago

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81375 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 7 years ago

if this was even real it still wouldnt be good because you were a tool and used win at the end. WHO THE FUCK USES WIN ANYMORE!? im sick of it




81381 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

agreed.




da king (2 Points) (+3, -1) 7 years ago

liar, you probably ate your own spunk...




81383 (-5 Points) (+0, -5) 7 years ago

everyone who said this was a great night is a tool




81395 (-4 Points) (+0, -4) 7 years ago

its obviously a joke thats why its funny you fools




dallas (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

ya if i found my daughters on my lawn naked wit some guy, i wouldve killed him




skdg;c (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats funny ! (:




81739 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

dude....i thnk my dad would have the same reaction.....




canadiansweety (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

my dad would of knocked a boy out if he found me naked with a guy. chances are your lying, and a virgin




WGAF? (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Who Gives A Fuck?? and i dont doubt it, my dad walked in om me having sex and laughed, said we need to get creative and walked out. my dasd thought i was a virgin up to that point in my life. he didnt freak and i was 16, and his only girl.


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