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i have vodka in my water bottle, and i'm going to take a shot every time my english teacher mentions Sylvia Plath.
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Last night I talked to my boyfriend's brother about whether or not my boyfriend would cheat on me if he was drunk. He told me not to worry because his brother "only makes out with guys when he's drunk."
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she offered me iced tea and went to go change. then her dad came in the door. i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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(209):
Some 8th graders won't stop texting me. I even called them the Lollipop Guild and asked if it was passed there bed times. They don't understand..
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