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(417):
I'd like to slip u a roofie and a viagra and just f&*^ the shit out of u ;p
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Last night, "She walks like a supermodel ... a midget supermodel." MDT
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I have a weird taste in my mouth every time i leave your house. I think its because I'm always tasting your cleavage.
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While working as a cashier, I had to explain to a customer that he could not, in fact, use his prison release papers as identification to purchase alcohol.
(701):
dont you wish we could have had dissected more interesting things than frogs in school? like kangaroos?
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(209):
Some 8th graders won't stop texting me. I even called them the Lollipop Guild and asked if it was passed there bed times. They don't understand..
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