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(937):
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
(970):
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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"OMG. I can't believe he went out for 2 years with that slut. He's probably caught some diseases off her. Thank you so much for the info. Maybe I shouldn't go on the date tomorrow. I'm scared." - I sent this to the person I was supposed to be going on the date with by mistake. The guy happened to be in the same bar as me that night and approached me with: "So I've probably got diseases, have I?" Needless to say the date didn't happen... - MDT
(732):
I think I consumed enough alcohol to kill a small child.
(828):
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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