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(517):
Dude i just pounded 5 beers in 20 minutes before my education class. (1-517) I am stoked for the future generation
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(sent) is it wrong if IM i vegetarian and i swallow (received) not if your sucking me
(313):
My boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
(402):
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I chased my cat up the stairs screaming "RUN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT NOODLE!!!!"
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