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(970):
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Is dick kosher?
(608):
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
(808):
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
(780):
I was so drunk at the bar that i climbed on the table and yelled, who wants to suck my DICK!... only a guy said yes.
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I'm petri fucking drink
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