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(217):
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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dude I was about to have sex with her but the smell of my own balls gave me a headache and I had to stop
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It was kinda like sucking on a baby carrot
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Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
(510):
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Did you go? Yes twice. Oh I went once.
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