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(609):
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
(503):
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat. (rec'd): Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
(250):
(recv'd): Who is this? You're named raviolli on my phone for some reason. (sent) That's because I like to be stuffed with meat.
(307):
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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Received - "There's a little blue man following me around what should I do?" Sent - "Eat him!" Received - "I can't ever catch him. he's been here since saturday night. he won't leave me alone. Sent - "Well catch him soon. I hear blue men taste like beefaroni." MDT
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(306):
(Sent):You should call the cops on me in 20 min and say im disturbing shit around 711. Do it. (Rcvd): Why? (sent): Nachos get cold when you walk home retard
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