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(802) I'm on the jersey shore (802) dude get the fuck out of there! Your only a yellow belt in fist pumping!
(618):
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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after he passed out i wrote my name on his cock in sharpie
(702):
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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(484):
When the cop got there, he told us to turn it down or shut it down. Maria responded with "Hi Officer Sanchez!" and he responded "Oh, Hi Maria..."
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