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I realized that I could pretty much fall asleep anywhere.... I didn't think I could do it while sucking a dick.
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I just saw a midget walking a three legged dog.
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So...I woke up on my porch...in my underwear...and the dog running loose...karen wasn't here, so I consider that a win.
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