(696): last night i couldnt find a condom so i used the middle finger hole of a cotton glove

Comments: 13


80126 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

yeah, THAT should work....geez, just when you think they can't possibly BE any dumber.....




KurdtCobain (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Thing is... Seeing as ~water~ passes through cotton you would have thought people would guess semen could pass through as well...




80157 (11 Points) (+11, -0) 7 years ago

Y'all are sitting here talkin about the semen going through... hello there's a bigger picture to this problem.... the problem is his dick can fit in the middle finger of the glove... :/




carcar (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

True that :)




80160 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

well... cotton stretches...? haha idk why i'm bothering to give this guy any credit. sounds like he's a lost cause already.




80189 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

guess who is pregnant




blahh (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

The girl? Lol :)




80243 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

he should be instead




80254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

gee did you put it in her ear too




80270 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Sounds like one of those days where you pull out instead.




80543 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Think about how painful it would be to be fucked with a cotton glove.




anonymous (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

infection, pain, and pregnancy for the girl, much?




81726 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

the thing is guys. i was drunk and the glove XXL and i told her i had a condom hahaha


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