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(780):
Dude... why is there a hickey from my neck down to my nipple on both sides? (rec) uhh... you told this chick that she would be a shitty vampire and she had to prove you wrong... (s) is that why my penis hurts?
(516):
So we just started a dance party in the taco bell drive thru... 3 cars were involved... It was awesome.
(828):
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
(678):
I got dibs on the blonde from the bar last night. (1-678) You can have her tomorrow, she is in my bed tonight.
(+44):
Girlfriend just complained that I'm too nice YET AGAIN. Last time she said this I drove 100 miles to go sleep with my ex just to make sure she wasn't right.. Want a road trip?
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(703):
The look on the cops face was priceless when I told him I rear ended that old lady because I was staring at some high school chicks ass
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