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(716):
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today ! (1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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we were having sex when we move and fell off the bed. he broke his wrist in the process i drove him to the hospital in my robe.
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Last night rcv'd this text "i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT." not drunk but definitely high. I lol'd for hours. MDT (MHT)
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I just tried to make grilled cheese with my hair straightener.
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(315):
*PLEASE NOTE* the gaggle of teens walking down the road at night are NOT bowling pins. You don't get to hit them. There are no points.
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