(254): WTF, what happened last night? Reply: You drank all the Bacardi that you bought me for MY birthday and then blamed it on the Bacardi dwarf. That's what happened last night asshole
I been in both shoes before. been the receiver and the taker :P
#1 - Jul 7, 2009 02:32 PM by anonymous
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this happened to me too... my stupid friend drank the bottle of red UV she gave me. But i got over it cuz it stained her braces and she had to explain to her rents the next day why her mouth was pink! hehe. karmas a bitch.
#5 - Jul 8, 2009 01:33 AM by anonymous
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Happened on my 21st, but a girl got her hair caught on fire so it was totally worth it!
#8 - Jul 8, 2009 05:21 PM by anonymous
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LOL Bacardi dwarf, awesome; but seriously, dude, Bacardi is like 5% Buck up.
#11 - Jul 8, 2009 10:49 PM by anonymous
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5% alcohol HA!! someone dosnt drink now do they! and i am the bacardi dwarf please only buy bacardi supior or ill kick you in the shins
#12 - Jul 9, 2009 02:00 PM by anonymous
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uhm maybe they are confuing baxardi with the smirnoff wine spritzer things... those are 5% alc......
#18 - Jul 12, 2009 05:59 PM by anonymous
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Bacardi 151 the greatest drink ever and the drawf is allergic to it
#23 - Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM by anonymous
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oh shit. some girl said that to my one friend a few years ago
#24 - Aug 1, 2009 03:42 AM by anonymous
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lmao. did that. twice. to the same person. hahahaha. i said it was the bacardi elves and passed out on her bathroom floor
#31 - Nov 29, 2009 07:09 PM by anonymous
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