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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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hes like the tenth guy to go down on me without me having to do anything in return. damn im good.
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I have a plan. I bring him home but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.
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I don't know if its an inability to shut the door or sheer DGAFedness that makes my grandma keep the door open when she's shitting. The entire house smells like asshole and vicks vapor rub.
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(Snt:)I didnt get a chance 2 say thank you 4 lastnight . So thank you (rcvd:)You already paid me ? I thought that was it ?
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