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Ok so some guy at Wal-Mart just asked if I saw a midget in a cart. I thought it was because I was high... until I saw the midget...
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I wanted a boob job, he told me that's like putting a new chandelier on a haunted house
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she is just asking to be fucked by my dick
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(925):
Lazy me wants to take it easy. Practical me says it'd probably be best to go tonight. Thirsty me would happily strangle a hooker for a beer. It's your call
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