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(330):
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
(913):
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
(508):
I ate a chocolate chip cookie while he went down on me. (1-508) Wait, so was it good? (508) The eating out or the cookie? Either way, the answer is yes and yes.
(905):
there are 5 girls in here that i fucked and never talked to again. also, at least 1 of them is pregnant. i need to bail. immediately.
(781):
go back to sleep. But if you wake up with a penis inside you...don't say I didn't warn you.(617): fair enough
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(613):
I just woke up pantsless in my backyard patio with broken green sunglasses, my cell in one had and an oatmeal cookie in the other.
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