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I need an animal control officer. I'm being attacked by a cougar at BWW. (520): U texted the right guy! Remember they R more sacred of U than U R of them =)
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sacred? you mean scared.
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thatoneguy (0 Points) 1 year ago
sacred? you mean scared.