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(rec) dont panic! (sent) OH FUCK WHAT HAPPENED (rec) ok u should have not i repeat should not have trusted me with your house keys while u where in hawaii this situation is critical right now BRB (sent) WhT (rec) 2 words lawn-gnome invasion
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(sent): "where the hell are you" (rec'd): "eating mac n cheese n pregamin...alone in the dark".
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He's listening to my headphones...which aren't plugged in to anything. I asked him what he was listening to and he told me to stfu bc Michael Jackson was giving him a prophecy
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dude my grandfather went all exorcist on the bathroom wall and shit all over it
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I wouldn't talk to her anymore, She gets more action than a russian hooker in the red light district. If you even look at her wrong your dick might fall off.
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MXQ44D The author deserves for the monument:D
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Buy software (0 Points) 4 months ago
MXQ44D The author deserves for the monument:D