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dude, i ate her out then we started makin out - and she said 'your breathe smells bad', made a mistake and said that's cuz your pussy stinks. I guess ill just beat and sleep tonight.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Dude.... It wasn't a landing strip, it was more like a mr.t Mohawk .
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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(sent) that girl your trying to sleep with looks like my mom!! (rec) exactly.
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