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(410):
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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(sent): she was so ugly i didn't want to do anything wit her, so i told her i couldn't get it up, not realizing that she had my cock out in her hand, and it was pretty hard. (reply): FAIL!!!
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my mom is on her way and i need to turn this place into a christian home in 15 minutes....
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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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(260):
Went to see Clash of titans with this girl ,made her keep the 3d glasses whipped out my cock and yelled Release the Krakken!!
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