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I've started peeing backwards. It works much better. MDT
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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to see who loves you more, lock your wife and dog in the trunk of a car. Come back in an hour and see who is happy to see you!
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