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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD DO FOR MY DRUNK TEXTS ADD THIS IN THE "MORE DEBAUCHERY" what? THEY SHOULD HAVE MY4:20PMTEXTS.COM -i think thats the smartest thing you've said all dayy.
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