(915): So drunk last night, I forgot to go pee before I went to bed. Woke up at 6 a.m., still drunk and had to go real bad. I tried using the old Ben and Jerry's ice cream container on my dresser. It does not hold as much urine as I thought it would. Long story short, I need to go wash my bedsheets. Want to go do laundry with me?

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Awesomeness!