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(432):
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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I don't walk down the street with street lights, I don't wanna people to see me being raped..
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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So I know things got rough last night only becuz my vag feels like a broken toy of Christmas and he's got so many bloody scratches on his back he looks like he got attacked by The Jackle from 13 Ghosts...
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(318):
Somehow my pants ended up on top of this house boat and I puked in my bed. Last night was EPIC
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hahahahahaha sounds like something i would say
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5545 (0 Points) 3 years ago
hahahahahaha sounds like something i would say