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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I didn't think I was stoned until I saw plane crash story on TV and started giggling.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Then, when she finally had the orgasm, she screamed "YAHTZEE!"
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You refused to get out of the pool and kept saying "Mermaids don't have legs dumbass, I can't walk!"
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(318):
Somehow my pants ended up on top of this house boat and I puked in my bed. Last night was EPIC
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hahahahahaha sounds like something i would say
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5545 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahahahahaha sounds like something i would say