He f*cked me... and then passed out. The next morning, he woke up and asked me, "Where did the hot girl from last night go?"

(203): He f*cked me... and then passed out. The next morning, he woke up and asked me, "Where did the hot girl from last night go?"

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2854 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO, damn u must be ugly!

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2866 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Beer goggles all the way!

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2914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lololol

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3015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

awwww thats so sad :(

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3031 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you poor thing i would of kicked him

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3040 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

smells like an untrue story.. though if it really happened -- my apologies..

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4051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Why would you tell other people that?!?!

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11556 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

...what...the.fucking...crap

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41406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Really? This might be about me.

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59039 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fukin hilarious!! Fat Ugly chick!

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60567 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL OO M G same shit happened to me. where did the hot girl go?

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(203): He f*cked me... and then passed out. The next morning, he woke up and asked me, "Where did the hot girl from last night go?"

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