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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Bro. I tried this whole chill nonpursuing thing at the bar. I thought hot chicks would think I was lazy but it's more "why are you not trying to bang me!". I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat now
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Told my boyfriend i loved him, he blocked me on fb and skype and posted a video to his ex singing her love songs.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Thanks for putting my boxers outside my bedroom door today, must have dropped on way back from the laundry room. REPLY: You left them in my room, you stumbled in at 3AM and said let's fuck. Rent is due Monday.
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I really think you tried to pee in the bathroom from the couch
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