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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot... Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Reading MDT makes me feel so much better about sleeping around, because I know somewhere out there, there's a bigger whore.
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