Officer..I don't know how the hell that blood got in my alcohol system

(785): Officer..I don't know how the hell that blood got in my alcohol system

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73425 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

lame

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73445 (-2 Points) (+1, -3) 2 years ago

What a dumb unoriginal waste of time this was.

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73477 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

SO FUNNY!

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73485 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

you texted the officer??

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73530 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

so terrible

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73721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

gay

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catface (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Epic fail.

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wisecarver (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha wtf? that's awesome dude

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