spiders with english accents... pass that shit

lol u sure u aint smokin pcp or angeldust??

Agreed with #2 - there's no way you're on just weed and alcohol ... might want to stop ... and give it to me ...

drop the weed and alcohol and nobody gets hurt. i want that weed actually...you can keep the alcohol.

dude you better be sharing that shit!

yeah i want some

Yes, give all these people the weed, so they can destroy their brians and we don't have to have these kind of people living with us. Please. ...I'll take a swig of the alcahol though :P

Dude. Best night EVER.

number 7 needs to do some research. who has ever died from smoking weed? its a fucking natural plant

actually that must be some mad weed to be able to speak to spiders, please tell me where you bought it..lol p.s. watch out for webs..

#7 is an idiot. Weed = not neurotoxic. Alcohol = neurotoxic. Backwards. Weed's got plenty of healthy benefits. Alcohol, hardly.

I'M JEALOUS!!! EVEN THOUGH I HATE SPIDERS!!!

#7, the effects of weed are short lived and have no lasting neuro impact. Alcohol on the other hand can do some damage. That shit must have been laced with something tho. All I've ever talked to was a raccoon in spanish, but it didnt' talk back lol!

thanks for giving us pot heads a bad name #7 is ignorant and doesnt know what the fuck he/she is talking about I have been smoking weed since I was 13 (I'm 19 now) I have never hallucinated or heard things because of it....

...i wanna talk to spiders!!! and i want to be drunk...and i want some of that sweet weed too!!

Damn dude where the fuck did you get that? I couldn't possibly imagine the fun I'd have with good shit like that. PASS THAT SHIT I NEED SOME FUCKING ENGLISH SPIDER CONVERSATIONS!

FACT: Marijuana effects the memory. FACT: Alcohol effects the liver. FACT: Marijuana effects food intake. FACT: Alcohol effects the digestive system. FACT: There is no documented death related to marijuana consumption. FACT: People can actually die f

LOL!!! #7 can't spell

#7's a little closed minded and "brian" washed bitch

I agree with 12 XD

where i come from the spiders are all spanish

Yeah, apparently pot-heads are retarded, addicts as well. Let me guess, any one of you could stop any time you want to, right? Wrong. Prove me wrong, bitches. It has been proven that Marijuana DOES have long-term effects, and it actually has a lot

well said #22 you have some very good points and people are in fact retarded in a way if they use stupid ass marijuana

#22 You are a freakin' joke! Why don't you get a life instead of bashing some kids that like to smoke weed? You don't like it? Don't do it! Simple as that. I doubt any pot smoking person has ever done any harm to you. Oh maybe they stole your bag of Dorit

to the marijuana** (my mistake)

lmao that has to be more than weed so hand it here and nobodys gonna get hurt :P

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If anything should be illegal, it should be alcohol, not marijuana. Sounds like a fantastic night though and I'm jealous, good shit.

#22 should probably do some research and know the difference between being addicted and being dependent. You know you sound really stupid when you don't know what you're talking about?

FUCK YES SPIDERS AND ENGLISH ACCENTS

#7's a douche

I'm #7 and ugh. seems I'm getting shit on so listen up, #27, I think it was, YOUR A FUCKING POT HEAD. And don't say 'no I'm fuckign not' because you ARE. That's why your defending them, and I'm guessing ohh.... your not 'a kid'? Yeah. All the potheads I k

Let's see, *don't *okay and the other one I can't spell.

damnn son, you gotta tell me where you got that sit, there's no way you was seein english spiders with just weed. wtf was you drinkin lol

Maybe your in an english pub :o

as a person who has never smoked pot, and rarely drinks, it seems to me that marijuana is, if anything less harmful than alcohol. as to the addiction, from what i know, drinking and pot have the same addictive effect, that is needing to use it to make you

lol yeahh this person was def. doing more then smoking/drinking lol

no weed in the world will make you have conversations with spiders, sorry. and all you kids saying "pass that shit" are the reason a lot of people look down on potheads.

#24 yuur fucking hilarious, thats right us ot heads never do any harm, were all mellow, and thats what we probally did LOL stole yuur bag of doritios!! fuck well said!!

alright its a fucking text. get over it already. this site is meant for entertainment.

number 17....learn the difference between affect and effect please. My eye twitched every time you used effect interchangeably. It didn't work for most, if not all of those. Otherwise, you're totally right.

Good points #36. and #40, your right.. it is just for laughs so people don't need do argue over it.

weed is better then drinking plain and simple and #7 you probably just said the most IGNORANT AND STUPID thing i have ever heard/read.

clearly not drunk enough because they know enough to tell they are drunk

Everyone who is bitching over this please just shut the fuck up. That isn't the issue. What we REALLY need to focus on is what the hell he/she took to end up taking a nature walk and speaking to spiders who have English accents. Because the fact only a s

#7 and #22 need a punch in the face

I think that weed is good. Alcohol is good. Proper grammar is also good. I think that fighting over any and all of these points is not good. Everyone just needs a joint, a bottle, and a grammar handbook and I think we'd all be happier. Even #7 a

Unless if you were taking straight absinthe pulls then your weed was probably laced with something. Still sounds like a good time though!

thats hilarious

Really people? This was supposed to be funny.. And it is lmao. Grow up.

haha you guys are all kinda retarded arent you lol

hahhaa sounds like a damn good night!

618 nigga! we smoke only the finest here!

lol #7 you spelled brains wrong.. sure you arent doing too much weed??

First, I'm a total stoner. I smoke every day, work as a manager in the disaster restoration business, am married and have 2 kids. I smoke after they go to bed and am relaxing with the wife watching the Yankees. Now, for #7 and the anti-pot people, there i

hahahah #47's got the right idea. (:

i like weed. i like booze. fuck it. my body right...

wait.. if dis shit is illegal cant da feds get us?

whats funny is that #7 and #22 probably get rly rly drunk and make complete fools of themselves while i get really fucking high and enjoy myself. Anyone who acts stupid on weed shouldnt be smoking it. Weed chills you out and makes stuff funnier easier. Ob

wow... this thread is like... wow... srsly. ok first of all, im scitzo, so i see things like talkin spiders all the time. no big deal for me, but hearin someone else say they seed this is kinda cool. if i smoke pot its to stop seein wierd shit so i can sl

ok i got it now... third of all... shit... oh ya third of all pot is healthy and doesn't do nothin bad... i mean like... did you know that theres things in your brain called cannabinoid receptors? look it up u'll be suprised. Cannabinoid receptores respon

#60, you're an idiot. Please get off the interwebz. Your opinion does not matter. Oh, and "scitzo"? Schizophrenia is hardly something to be proud of, unless, of course, you're another silly little troll who wants everyone to think they/re co

#7 yes!!! Weed will destroy our BRIANS! hahaha that shit is fucked up man!!! We dont need those fucking brians anyways!!! FUCK BRIANS!

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I hope your entire family dies a slow an agonizing death for giving birth and raising such a shit stain on societies underwear, #7. OP is also an idiot, unless you got some laced weed. Or he might just be a bitch ass lightweight faggot. Go fucking si

Gotta love the 618! Rep. Altonnnn!

this whole spread is funnier than the actual text. Smoke smoke smoke dat weed Now watch as two hundred people scream at me and tell me I'm going to hell. oh YOU SILLY TEXTERS. :P

Bahahahha 22 you sound like you DO stupid drugs.

This is hilarious. I love how some of these people here think that anyone would give a fuck about their opinions on potheads. Honestly, these comments show your insecurities and if I had to make a conclusion on how your life goes on a Friday night, well,

Sounds legit especially since they were in East St. Louis

love this lmfao

#69... im from the 618 and im not anywhere near east st. louis. southern illinois ftwwwww.

618! My boy St. Pat. be getting that dank shit all day, we be blazed through the entire week. shit like this is happening everyday. and we in small town america too. right outside the east st. louis area. about 30 minutes there and 40 to alton. we go

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hahaha # 9>>agreed

omggg u americans r so fkin dumb with ur weed! it doesnt fukin giv ya hallucinations r naffn! yas need a fu propa drugs intal ur systems da no wt da fuk yas r on about. grass is 0 Xtcs Da Way! UTH

the only reason weed is illegal is because the government cant tax it. second, people can be prescribed to medical marijuana therefore it is helpful when used properly. anyone that has not tried it should and then give a reason why it is wrong.

I tried weed once. I threw up. Hahaha. It was hilarious.

i agree wit #100, def not weed u smoked

#74... English, please?

#7 is a twat

#76: That is NOT hilarious.

TL;DR You're all morons, those of you preaching about how marijuana's a dangers, stupid drug. Marijuana has countless health benefits and medicinal uses, from prevention of alzheimer's to treatment of anorexia, all the way to insomnia and depression

Actually, #21, I quit two months ago.

"drop the weed and alcohol and nobody gets hurt. i want that weed actually...you can keep the alcohol." To whoever said this... you might want to educate yourself a little... do some research.... ignorance is hilarious when in ass backwards

#82 is ignorant. Fact. If you like to ingest things that help your body in near-miraculous ways, ingest weed (smoking has some small health hazards attached, yeah, but if you eat it there's literally NOTHING bad about it). You're telling me that a subs

#7 is probably an ignorant white guy who still gets his mom to make him school lunch!

I just like the fact hat number 7 is the one talking about destroying our brain's (with our crazy evil MARIHUANA...it's the DEVIL'S WEED) when he can't even spell the goddamn word "brain"."

#7 is a fucking moron.

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It's mandatory to know the secondary effects of marihuana over short-term memory. Although they are not permanent, trying to study under the effects of it is a very stupid thing to do, unless your studying how to be more creative, lol. The effects on shor

i want some

all you people saying bullshit about smoking weed need to do some fucking research weeds harmful effects are minimal when compared to legal drugs such as alcohol and tobacco. yes weed has some of the same carcinogens found in tobacco, however if your self

Har har har... Funny as hell... All of you shittin on #7 need to chill the fark out at light up a doobie. Am I the only one that sensed the sarcasm???

don't feed the trolls....

#55 you are smartest person in America!

weee house of brick stone

you all need punched in the face for even arguing about it. . . funny text though lol

weed is not addicting! At least not for everyone. I smoked almost everyday over the summer and casually throughout the year. I quit right after that summer and had no withdrawals. I still have no problems and its been almost half a year.

hmmm i think your on something else.... 8) talking spiders hahahahahaha ALICE in WONDERLAND shit right there!! haha

you sure you weren't on shrooms? doesn't sound like weed at all..

number 7 is a complete idiot. thinks weed will kill our brains but then says he wants the alcohol, hmmm, thats odd, last time i checked alcohol was far worse for your brain than weed. I hope number 7 gets drunk and falls off a cliff, while i laugh uncontr

ROFL @ #2 PCP is angeldust

to #99. . . . . .hahaha you read my mind!

poor 7