(205): i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!

Comments: 58


2591 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

LOL I sAW THAT SHOW!!! 1000 ways to die.




oem software (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EvhxrC However, the author created a cool thing..!




Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bhpeKs Say, you got a nice blog post.Really thank you! Cool.




bookmarking service (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

NhuUr7 I cannot thank you enough for the blog. Really Great.




bookmarking submission (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

U6TgRN Muchos Gracias for your blog.Thanks Again. Much obliged.




lose weight pills (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

XceUBQ I truly appreciate this blog post.Really thank you! Keep writing.




clomid no prescription (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

FbHibU Really informative article.Much thanks again. Really Cool.




click here (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Jk6LnH Major thanks for the blog.Thanks Again. Awesome.




Social bookmarks (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

BN53G6 Major thankies for the article post. Great.




digital slr lenses (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

ilFL2n Enjoyed every bit of your article post.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.




seo service (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

X6Kif1 A big thank you for your article.Really thank you! Cool.




amazing news (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Im thankful for the blog post.Thanks Again. Cool.




best news (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

8dqUMZ Enjoyed every bit of your blog.Thanks Again. Much obliged.




awesome links for you (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

n55KRB Thank you ever so for you article.Really thank you! Keep writing.




great link buildng (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

HqGPG1 A big thank you for your blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.




best link building (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

9H2ECZ Very good blog.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.




seo service (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

2MpnVw Muchos Gracias for your blog article.Really thank you! Great.




online business (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

KERvLD Great, thanks for sharing this article post.Really thank you! Cool.




pro link building (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

d8RUjt I really enjoy the article.Thanks Again. Cool.




take a look at it! (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

xpkpiQ Thank you for your article.Really thank you! Great.




smashing top seo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

qPXceO Thank you for your blog post.Thanks Again. Really Great.




seo service (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

LgNbR1 Im grateful for the article.Much thanks again. Fantastic.




nice site here (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

aVd7L2 Major thankies for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.




stunning seo guys (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

WrGw2i Looking forward to reading more. Great blog post.Much thanks again.




check it out (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 weeks ago

VNou69 Thank you ever so for you blog.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.




best prices (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 weeks ago

aD4q6n wow, awesome blog post.Really thank you! Cool.




awesome things! (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 days ago

br7T1j I loved your blog article. Cool.




2602 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

The hell did she do? Did she use such a huge carrot that she stabbed her innards?




2603 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

lol i saw that to




2607 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

idk, she like peeled it wrong and the peel like ruptured her vagina, some shit like that




2614 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

lol i saw that... the way she peeled it she cut the inside of her vigina and air got into her bloodstream...




2621 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I saw that! I sharp edge on the carrot made a hole or somethin and air went in and gave her a heart attack I think




mr (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I beleive that could have been an air bubble that traveled to her heart. You might want to ask Carrot top tho lol....God rest her soul...what a way to go!!




2641 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

the word is embolism. air gets into the blood stream and kills you.




2675 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

OMG, that text is hilarious. And how humiliating to die from masterbating with a carrot! Seriously! ROFL




2704 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Seen it! BRUTAL!




2730 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

that was maddd funny haha




2738 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

That show is AWESOME!!!!! Poor girl




2865 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i saw that like a week ago. 1000 ways to die!




2975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i watched that show too!




3051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I saw this too! XDD




3310 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

lol i saw it




5790 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I need to see this show, and that is amazing.... XD




6385 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

hahahahaha i waqtched that last night!!!!!




6386 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

1000 Ways to Die.... I love that show.




7274 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

1,000 Ways to Die. That's a fantastic show. :}




7276 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

that show was fucking crazy! omg omg omg




7943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

1000 wayy to die wut number??




7998 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

freakin amazing show. people are so dumb hahahahh




8418 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I saw that episode of that show. Funny thing is, it's real. My ex's ex gets off with cucumbers.




14077 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Numba 1 some Asian couple both got heart attacks doin it




15342 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

i saw that shit ahahahaha




37319 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

I'm dying! hahahaha sooo funny




50091 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

Probably the best title ever... killdo




68428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

1000 ways t die ft fucking w




74765 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 years ago

1000 ways to die #674




abbs (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I saw that! Lol and that is so humiliating.




lexiilace (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

1000 ways to die is the shit. lol.


Nickname:    Email: (Optional, used for gravatar)
Comment:
Awesomeness!