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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Someday I want to slap on a British ancient and some hooker heels and go to the bar and fuck a guy and make him think I'm British.
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(Anonymous):
R- i can hear my mum fuking someone in the next room, she's a screamer alright and my dads on a buisness trip :/ S- dude, thats me.
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