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(Anonymous):
Last night i received this text at 4am "explain to me why we dnt hook up anymore?? i thnk we should hook up rite naooo!!!" i replied "3 words: TWO PUMP CHUMP!!" MDT
(217):
What happened to u have not seen u for a week?(1-217) a week ago met four chicks on a train. One Asian, one iraqy, one white, one black I just spent the last week fucking the world.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
(618):
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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(Anonymous):
R- i can hear my mum fuking someone in the next room, she's a screamer alright and my dads on a buisness trip :/ S- dude, thats me.
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