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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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my friend was wasted trying to pass out in the basement next to two people having sex. when all of the sudden he yells out "its cold and smells like sex in here!" "damn penguins!"
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I orgasmed in like a minute, then I couldn't stop orgasming, one after another. He kept on yelling "WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME!!!"
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Received this text last night from a hammered friend: "Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone." MDT
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Last night, from my guy friend "No im still nakid I cant get pants to go on and I have no cock" MDT
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(Anonymous):
I was smahed, horny and the donkey was there, so i fucked it. You would of done the same..
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72750 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hot!