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(713):
The greatest thing about facebook, is changing your status so every guy I'm seeing thinks its about him! Win??
(561):
Just drove past an old lady giving her senior citizen husband road head... The best part was seeing her holding her teeth in her free hand...
(littlefoot205):
Last night, I shacked and sent this in the morning, "Hey whoever gets this first, can you PLEASE come get me? It's balls hot and I can't sleep :( i don't know where i am but if you say you'll come get me i'll knock this dude over and get him to tell me where i'm at haha". MDT
(602):
I got so drunk not only did I sleep with J***, I puked on him as I was giving him head and then passed out.
(330):
if cheese was a person id fuck it every second
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(512):
i feel like my liver is escaping my body in the form of vomit... so no this is not an improvement
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