(559): So i'm at the gym and on this machine and i realized that opening my legs is MUCH easier than closing them. Bahahah.

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72806 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

AND opening your legs can get you pleasure, money, and best of all... STDS!!!!!!

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72830 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

Don't forget pregnancies, too.

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72835 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I agree about that machine =]

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72849 (-3 Points) (+0, -3) 1 year ago

This is a site for drunk texts. How is this a drunk text? I hate how people just start posting irrelevant, random shit on the site now. -_-

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quick_flight (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

72849.. its not just a site about drunk texts.. thats just a name for the site.. its a site for humorous texts, or even humorous occurances.. this is quality.. and better still.. the girl realises she may be a bit of a slag :D

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72888 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

agreed!

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... (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

whore

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shey (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this was kinda lame... Well no shit you're gonna open your legs working out

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