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(256):
Woke up drunk one night with the taste of blood in my mouth, i soon found out it was a used tampon..
(330):
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
(310):
While at a bar, the topic of drinks with sexual names came up (sex on the beach, slow comfortable screw, etc.). Someone noted that they had never heard of an “anal sex” drink, and asked the bartender if he would make one. He replied, “No, it would just taste like ass.”
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
(702):
If i could some up this weekend it two words... Absinthe an sodomy.
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My foot is longer than his dick!
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