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You saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase you for six blocks.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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She was WASTED in the theater, got out and posted up on the truck yelling how she would let Optimus Prime f*ck her in the ass
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We were watching 16 and pregant and making bets of what would happen first. The birth or the removal of her braces.
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so my desk and computer mouse are best friends now cause they are stuck together like glue. literally someone glued them together... HOT GLUED
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