(727): Snt - "Dude my girl is so awesome!" Rcvd - ??? Snt - I came home from work she was on her knees topless with a beer in one hand a sandwhich in the other football on the t.v. and asked if I'd like a blowjob!" Rcvd - Epic!

Comments: 34


72110 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That's not even real.




72111 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That's fake.




72116 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i don't care how awesome you girl is, no girl is this awesome. i'd be scared she'd fucked my dad or something.




72124 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I agree with #3. Not to mention I doubt it happened anyway




72132 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

It's not even football season.




72135 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#5 - Exactly




72140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

A sandwich too... no way fake!




72144 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

One day, when I rule the world, fake posts like this will be punishable by castration.




72161 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i would have enjoyed all that then kicked her out for what ever she knows she did




72162 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Actually this is real. I'm the one who submitted it.




72163 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Btw this is an old text.




72164 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I would do this for my bf. I love any excuse to give head :)




72172 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Actually this is fake. I'm the one who submitted it.




72177 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

Actually I'm a unicorn. I'm the one who submitted it.




72184 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

# 12 is a guy or a fat chick




72206 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I disagree with #15. im a girl who is 112 pounds and i love to give my boyfriend head.




81925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

im right there with you. but 108 lbs. lol




72209 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#14 you are my fucking HERO.




72234 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this chick is possibly the best girl in the world, cheating on him, looks so unbelievbly similar to a dog




72255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

number 16...YOU ARE THE FUCKING PERFECT GIRL




72297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I will do this so it will become real. But then again, do we eat first, or have sex first? Or have sex while watching tv and sexily eating salami off his stomach?




72304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I've actually done this before




72338 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i do this kind of thing for my boyfriend but he does similar things for me too. so its not really that epic unless she does it for no reason, and you dont return the favor. (and she hasnt fucked your best friend)




72405 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I did something similar to this for a boyfriend, and I wasn't cheating on him. It was our anniversary :) totally got the engagment ring I wanted :p




72406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#13 You're high if you think you submitted this. My ex bf subbmitted this.




72420 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You should have just put that she pulled out her strap-on and railed you in the ass for an hour at the end of this...that's how fake this is. Never happened.




72445 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Definitely fake. Someone wants a little too much attention.




72535 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#8 = legend




72557 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Does it really matter if its fake or not? Over half of these texts could be fake. If it bothers you that much don't read them. People shouldn't have to worry about being put down by people they don't know and don't know them on a website that's just supposed to entertain its readers. If this girl did do this then she's obviously a keeper if not then whatever.




72578 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yo number 16 will u marry me?




72630 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I love you # 28




72773 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Agree with #28, why make such a big effin deal whether it's fake or not? You're supposed to be entertained by these posts, not judge if it really happened, damn!




yee (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

dream




73565 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

uhhh yea... fuckin awesome... considering football isnt on right now.... and whut up to tha slutty girl that needs an excuse to give head... ha whore


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