(479): I don't answer my phone past 2AM for three reasons: I'm too lazy for you not to call a cab, I'm too broke to bail you out, and you're too drunk to fuck.

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72045 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

first !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




72056 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

... Really #1?




72120 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow lmao...




72167 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Awesome!




72239 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yes numbah 2 show shutthe FUCK up


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