(905): how weird is it that she spit my cum into a jar and kept it in her closet?? can you say sperm bank???

Comments: 53


71869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

she's waiting until you get rich so that she can impregnate herself and get child support from you. xD




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71872 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Agree with #1. impregnate and child support demand




71873 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Awesome!!! HILARITY!




71879 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

tooth paste




71886 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

You're all retarded. The Sperm would die after 10 minutes.




71890 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

still leaves a ten minute window to use the sperm though.




71897 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

or she wanted it and your dna because she's planning on framing you for a crime.. OHSHI---




71909 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Or maybe she plans on making a nice creme sauce. I wouldn't eat anything she makes you.




71928 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I agree with number 8




71932 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Number 7 is right in the money here. Dump that jar and GTFO while you still can.




71944 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

This site makes me want to have the best sex ever. im horny as fuck. and im only 14. i think this is going to be a fuckin' problem.




71952 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#11, if you are a girl, find a guy to eat you out.




71978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#11 you're 14, for you the best sex ever is anything that lasts more than 45 seconds.




71979 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

14 is wayyyy to young for sex. This site puts too many thoughts in your head that aren't good, be careful #11, try to away from here.




71999 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ha im only thirteen, ehh it doesnt really make me want to have the best sex ever? i'm waiting till i'm older. O: but yeah she could inpregnate herselff so you should dump the jar and run




72008 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

its #11; and yeah 14 is to young to have sex. im a virgin. but to do other things isnt wrong right? (; and #12, yeah im a girl. i fingered myself for awhile then. I'll let a guy eat me out later. its late at night and im at home. Im still horny as fuck though.




72009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

semen recipes.. My friend told me she saw a book online... Google it




72010 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

its #11; and yeah 14 is to young to have sex. im a virgin. but to do other things isnt wrong right? (; and #12, yeah im a girl. i fingered myself for awhile then. I'll let a guy eat me out later. its late at night and im at home. Im still horny as fuck though.




72014 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

45 seconds? you must not know teens now days.




72018 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#11 you are asking for trouble by letting a guy eat you out, it is a matter of time untill it turns into full blown intercourse. I know how the hormones feel. Why in the world so many people want to have oral sex. You know making love is meant to wait til marriage. Wait #11, then you won't have to worry about being used, getting preganant and catching std's. I know it is hard dealing with the way your body feels, but try the best you can to avoid sex. Masterbation is much safer. Respect yourself.




72023 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fuck you #20 you're an outdated prudish douchebag. Have as much sex as possible.




72034 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I love #21




72042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I agree with #11 that everything else is fine but then again I'm a 14 year old guy.




73212 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

and im a 14 year old girl cal me;]




72049 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ahh i love this site




72057 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL I bet you fifty bucks #11 is a pedophile. Or a cougar ...




72089 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

number 11 again; and im definitely not a pedophile. Lol.




72096 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

14 is old enough




72101 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i like what 20 had to say ;P




72130 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

love how 11 said they arent a paedofile, but denied being a cougar...




72136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

11 again: i dont even know what the fuck a cougar is?




72137 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

A cougar is an older woman who dates a younger man, say a 40 year old woman with a 20 year old man for example. A much older woman with a younger man. The woman usually looks good and is in shape for her age.




72178 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Sperm is still alive for up to three days. You fuckin idiot. Take a sex class.




72193 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

KIDS! Get 'cho ass into bed, Stay off sites like this, This is how unplanned pregnancy and sexual predators happen, Also underage sex, Can we say sluts? Go lick the "icing" off your parents sheets ^^




72210 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

at #23, that's just because your balls havent dropped yet and your penis is about the size of a sharpie mini. :D




72227 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I am an adult female, so tell me #34 did your balls drop and if so how big is your dick?




72230 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

my balls dropped years ago, and 8 inches.




72236 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this guys not me hi have a teeny weeny the size of your smallest string bikini




72254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dear Number 11, Dont listen to assholes who say your too young, its a matter of being ready or not. I'm in a real, actual true love relationship with a girl for 11 months now, and sex is so casual to me we dont even take it seriously or care or get excited. its like we're a middle aged married couple, we've done so much that its not even a huge deal anymore, whereas in 7th grade i wouldve fucking came if a girl rubbed me for 5 seconds in a mcdonalds bathroom. long story short fuck if youre ready, i do it all the time.




72260 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dumb advice from 38! #11 you don't want to have a baby this young do you, ot have an abortion, std's, how about being so casually used. wait for sex, it is special when it is in a committed relationship such as marriage.




72261 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#34 how long ago, nice size.




72267 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

eww la la!!!!




72314 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i think the comments are better than the OP




72316 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

what is the OP?




72317 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I got it the original poster!




72318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

true 42!




72335 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahaha at all of ya, #11 u shouldn't really be sayin shit like that out here got fuckin creepers haha i'm 15 so ya...




72361 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

If you are 15 why aren't you in school?




72437 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

just throwing it out there but sperm does go moldy after a while... clearly this is either fake or you are the first one she has done this to




72449 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuck all of yall




72516 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is gross, would you want someone keeping your sperm?


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