(203): he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

Comments: 32


71099 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

looks like it...




71100 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 6 months ago

did you fake it?




71135 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Eww.. But lmao, #2.




71146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

if your fat enough to admit you have stomach rolls......




71149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

yes




71151 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

how long did he spend looking for the clit?




71170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ha ha ha fatty




71181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

most definately




71228 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

way to make canada look bad MAN THE HARPOONS.




71229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

HAHAHA um YES! If this is real and he really fingered your fat roll then you are definately WAY TOO FAT!




71231 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

no he's a tard that doesnt know a women's body




71235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Maybe he's gotta belly button banging fetish




71241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Omg! Happened to me too!! We were both hammered out of our skulls though!




71255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ya probably




71256 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

sadly yesss...




71267 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

LMFAO number 9 summed it all up for me.




71310 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

fatty!!!




71311 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

LMAO at #2 and #9




71353 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

wow admitting your fat is the 1st step to recovery




71369 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

number nine we're clapping for you here in quincy MA




71416 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

LMFAO at #2.. I was thinking the same thing. YES YOU ARE FAT, and why the fuck didn't you tell him he wasn't in the right place? I sure as hell would have.. Though, I don't have rolls to mistake as a vag. LOSE SOME WEIGHT!




71497 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

YES




71503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

wow ive had dudes miss and hit the sides, but not the gut, and im chunk. he must just be super retarded.




71532 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

#21 how bout you shut up. This happened to me too. Btw skinny people have some fat rolls too people.




71645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

maybe he did it on purpose




71655 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

no, the sad thing is, if he thought it was a cunt, the place between her rolls must've been slimy and wet, so those are so big rolls that haven't been washed for a while to save up that much sweat...or loose change or whatever else might be hiding in there




71679 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Did he not realize the lack of wet??? Dump his ass haha




71726 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

ha i'm always worried this will happen but it never has.




71817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

LMAO these comments are hillarious. I'm a mommy, so therefor I have a mommy pouch(sp?) and I dont care how stoned or drunk or sober my husband and I are, he NEVER misses the vag, and if your man is missing your vag and fingering your fat roll long enough for you to text your friend about it... there's a problem...




71871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

you must be fat as shit because i'm a chunk and my bf's ALWAYS on point. and the only time he did miss was because he was going so fast he wound up fingering my ass which was all fine by me. xD




71887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

At least that eliminates the guy from the gene pool. Never miss the vag!




71905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

hahhahahahah damn, thats really unfortanate..sorry about you luck


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