(203): he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

Comments: 32


71099 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

looks like it...




71100 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

did you fake it?




71135 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Eww.. But lmao, #2.




71146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

if your fat enough to admit you have stomach rolls......




71149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yes




71151 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

how long did he spend looking for the clit?




71170 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ha ha ha fatty




71181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

most definately




71228 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

way to make canada look bad MAN THE HARPOONS.




71229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHAHA um YES! If this is real and he really fingered your fat roll then you are definately WAY TOO FAT!




71231 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

no he's a tard that doesnt know a women's body




71235 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Maybe he's gotta belly button banging fetish




71241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Omg! Happened to me too!! We were both hammered out of our skulls though!




71255 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ya probably




71256 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sadly yesss...




71267 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMFAO number 9 summed it all up for me.




71310 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fatty!!!




71311 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMAO at #2 and #9




71353 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wow admitting your fat is the 1st step to recovery




71369 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

number nine we're clapping for you here in quincy MA




71416 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

LMFAO at #2.. I was thinking the same thing. YES YOU ARE FAT, and why the fuck didn't you tell him he wasn't in the right place? I sure as hell would have.. Though, I don't have rolls to mistake as a vag. LOSE SOME WEIGHT!




71497 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

YES




71503 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wow ive had dudes miss and hit the sides, but not the gut, and im chunk. he must just be super retarded.




71532 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#21 how bout you shut up. This happened to me too. Btw skinny people have some fat rolls too people.




71645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

maybe he did it on purpose




71655 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

no, the sad thing is, if he thought it was a cunt, the place between her rolls must've been slimy and wet, so those are so big rolls that haven't been washed for a while to save up that much sweat...or loose change or whatever else might be hiding in there




71679 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Did he not realize the lack of wet??? Dump his ass haha




71726 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ha i'm always worried this will happen but it never has.




71817 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

LMAO these comments are hillarious. I'm a mommy, so therefor I have a mommy pouch(sp?) and I dont care how stoned or drunk or sober my husband and I are, he NEVER misses the vag, and if your man is missing your vag and fingering your fat roll long enough for you to text your friend about it... there's a problem...




71871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you must be fat as shit because i'm a chunk and my bf's ALWAYS on point. and the only time he did miss was because he was going so fast he wound up fingering my ass which was all fine by me. xD




71887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

At least that eliminates the guy from the gene pool. Never miss the vag!




71905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahhahahahah damn, thats really unfortanate..sorry about you luck


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