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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis."
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my boyfriend lives down the street from me. we were about to have sex but we didnt have a condom. i ran to his house and told his parents i forgot my wallet and when i got back i found him having sex with my sisters bestfriend..
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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After giving him a hand job for only a minute or two his jizz shot up so far it landed on his chin. Win?
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after running around for hours screaming "the flying ablogna monster will rise again!" i ran into a pole and was knocked out... i think i need to tone it down a bit on the drinking...
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