(856): my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle.

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70344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I like Ride Em Cowboy better. Giddy Up, giddy up, giddy up up up!!!!

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PvtUQhFHZwl (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

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70352 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

How about ride em pony? I hope he like to gallop!!!!!!!!!!

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70362 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lol yeaaahhh my ex named mine squirt...

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70390 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I named my guy's penis Energizer Bunny, he never runs out of energy, once he gets things going.

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70399 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wasn't this already on here? That or fmsl...

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70400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow you shoulda gone with blastoise wtf.

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cheap oem software (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 months ago

S7BzS3 Received the letter. I agree to exchange the articles.

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70423 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

another one stolen from FML

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70426 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I named my guy's penis words. He likes to joke that he's putting words in my mouth. :)

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70428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

blastoise. love it. i love gyrados more.

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70439 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

duuuuuuuuuude! my gf named mine dragonite! pokemon ftw

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70462 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Least she didnt' name it Edward.

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70473 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

mine is Tiberius

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70526 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

mine is sir charles the second

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70586 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ok fuck gyrados, i like dragonite better now. (although...as long as it's not caterpie it's all good)

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70594 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ummm, HELLO! LAPRAS FTW!

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70607 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

copied from fml get a life u fucking loser!!!!!!

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70721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

mine is Xena Warrior Princess...

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70795 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

every1 names their cock this when i was 5 years old i called my cock mr. squirtle you guys are fucking gay

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70805 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

THAT'S HILARIOUS xDDD

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70990 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha i named my ex's captain as in "ohh captain my captain"

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71004 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Mine is named The Octagon

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71047 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

my gf named my King Leonidus

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71140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I named my mans Handcock....baby boys got power behind his thrusts...mmmm ;)

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71481 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I think your gf reads FML... I named my bf's 'Chippy the Reatrded Chipmunk' because it drools a lot. That is far better than Squirtle.

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71560 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Pongo....it was named after a giraffe apparently.

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71694 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Don't feel bad, I was watching "How to Lose a Guy in 50 Days" and the scene when she named the guy's penis "Princess Sofia" came up while we were discussing this topic. Guess what name stuck............ Haha

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Spurnster (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dude....exact same thing happened to me...I feel ya

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JELLY (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

I named my penis raymond cause everybody loves raymond. I named my penis chris cause everybody hates chris. I named my penis David Cameron cause he's fucked the whole country. I named my penis Arnold cause he's the sperminator. I named my penis mike tyson cause he brakes jaws. I names my penis Lionel Messi cause he keeps on scoring.

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Ccccccccc (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

My gf named mine Supersperman

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