(856): my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle.

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How about ride em pony? I hope he like to gallop!!!!!!!!!!




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I named my guy's penis Energizer Bunny, he never runs out of energy, once he gets things going.




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I named my guy's penis words. He likes to joke that he's putting words in my mouth. :)




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blastoise. love it. i love gyrados more.




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Least she didnt' name it Edward.




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mine is Tiberius




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mine is sir charles the second




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ok fuck gyrados, i like dragonite better now. (although...as long as it's not caterpie it's all good)




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mine is Xena Warrior Princess...




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Mine is named The Octagon




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my gf named my King Leonidus




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I think your gf reads FML... I named my bf's 'Chippy the Reatrded Chipmunk' because it drools a lot. That is far better than Squirtle.




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Pongo....it was named after a giraffe apparently.




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I named my penis raymond cause everybody loves raymond. I named my penis chris cause everybody hates chris. I named my penis David Cameron cause he's fucked the whole country. I named my penis Arnold cause he's the sperminator. I named my penis mike tyson cause he brakes jaws. I names my penis Lionel Messi cause he keeps on scoring.




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My gf named mine Supersperman




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my girlfriend named my penis 'fat stan'. I don't know why she called it 'stan'.


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