(307): My English Professor was telling the class she wasn’t going to accept any excuses for missing the final. A very confident jock said, "What if we’re exhausted from a night of sexual escapades?" She told him then he would have to take the test with his other hand.

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70044 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

friedddddddddddddddddddddddd

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70063 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

poned! hahaha.

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70065 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

#2 never got the memo that it's spelled pwned

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70067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfaoo ^^

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70073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Hehe, #2...

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70077 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

That's actually an old joke. I've known that one since I was like a freshmen in high school

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70086 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

i agree with #6. i've seen it on Bash.org, and itmademyday.com

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70101 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude could of still said that! its funny either way!

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70113 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

OLD AS SHIT

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70117 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Old and/or fake notwithstanding, this is still hilarious. XD

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70119 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahahaha thats so funny

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70129 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

old as dirt

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70159 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

you copied that.

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70213 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

that was from a movie.... cant remember which one thooo...

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70225 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 1 year ago

old joke is old.

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70248 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

fmylife or mlia thief

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70259 (-2 Points) (+1, -3) 1 year ago

It is funny how everyone wants something original. To be original in this world is just as hard as flying underwater. Just appreciate that there are still people with a sense of humour in this world, damnit!

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73253 (9 Points) (+9, -0) 1 year ago

Penguins fly under water...

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YEAHH (4 Points) (+4, -0) 1 year ago

pfft. epic pwnage.

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70291 (0 Points) (+2, -2) 1 year ago

I lol'd, that's all I care about. Now I think about it, I've heard someone make a similar joke several hundred times in my life. IT'S STILL FUNNY

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70309 (0 Points) (+4, -4) 1 year ago

still. funny. as. fuck.

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70437 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Old. Way to rip.

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70443 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 1 year ago

All you stupid shitbricks that say... OLD, FAKE, BULLSHIT, etc. are just fuckin jealous and pissed off that you didnt think about the shit that gets put on here. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the humor. Goddamn........... Other than that i found this hilarious.

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70724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

The poster above me is a cumgargling cockholster. Just sayin' is all.

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70904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahhaahaha i cant stop laughing at this

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70948 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Wow i am way out of the loop... Wtf is pwned? I saw it on beratsandbereta.com (jesus pwned you) and still dont know wtf it means...

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71003 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

....... @ 24. think about it. pwned. even with it being spelt poned. i'll give you a hint: owned.

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71077 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

pure ownage = pwnage. 'nuff said.

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71108 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

It's not always about being original, but often about saying the right thing at the right time - and this is a HILARIOUS answer!

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Ayleyin (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Win.

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Shmeemee (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

DAAAAAAAAAYUM, GUUUUUURL

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Nate (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol wow

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77784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

One of my faves

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1717 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Fucking owned

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