(917): So I was just about to cum and took the first thing i can find, some jar, turns out it was her dads cremated ashes, she broke up with me cause she said i technically fucked her dad...

Comments: 34


69570 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

not on the likely, urns of any kind are a bit harder to open than you could do while in the throes....nice try tho.




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69609 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah..I'm callin bullshit too.




69720 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#1&2 just let everyone have fun and stop being such negative nacies




69735 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

such a lie douche




69737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fakeeee




69740 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Nope. Not even close to being real




69745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

is anything on this site real?




69758 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

EVERYTHING IS REAL. IF YOU CAN THINK IT IT CAN HAPPEN




69768 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

why would she have her dads urn in her room?




69772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

not being negative, but really, do try to be within the parameters of the likely....




69780 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 8 years ago

i bet your dad was a nigger, all niggers die. you faggot. i hope you end up next to your faggot nigger dad.




69804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

11 took it a bit too far.................. :|




69820 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wooow fake.




69826 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fake , but lowkey funnnnny ! ahahaha agree w/ #7




69908 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

thats why we bust on the face dumbass




69914 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Jizz is tasty.




69916 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Shoulda broke up with her for not swallowing.




69918 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

GET OVER IT maybe she has a dorm room, thats why her dad's ashes were in there stop over analyzing it ok




69917 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

GET OVER IT maybe she has a dorm room, thats why her dad's ashes were in there stop over analyzing it ok




69920 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

nobody who actually has sex worries about about jizzing in a fucking container...so i call shenanigans




69927 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Hey douche #19, I dont give a shit if she was at a cemetery, urns are NOT easy to open, especially with jizz in your mouth. You and the text=FAILing twats




69931 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

when im about to cum, i always reach for a cup or jar, way better than something that makes sense like a tissue or that whores face.. so fucking fake




69939 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

stfu you fuckin trolls




69941 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

YOUZ TROLLIN!




69944 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

they see me rollin...




69967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LA TOMA, ITTEYAting tongya. perrigutu po lima. ci po tay la go to hell you fucking blowjob




69996 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

So... You guys keep a jar of your cum.. Wow.. Thats a new one for the book.




70045 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

@26... engrish r hawd




70123 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i agree with number 11... hahahaha




70182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

why would someone keep an open jar of their fathers ashes next to a bed?




70222 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

who cares, get over it.




70226 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Like chicks fcuk dudes with there dad dead ashes on the bed side table




71708 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Remember... Daddy is watching... Always...


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