(785): So I've officially jacked off to every female non-family member in my facebook friend list... I seriously need to get laid, it's getting fucking ridiculous.

Comments: 20


69363 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Try spending less time on Facebook and more time meeting new people!




69371 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

I tried. They don't appreciate me jacking off in front of them...




69378 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats kinda pathetic...




69401 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

funny number 2, haha!




69402 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

so what jerking is amazing if more people fucking jerked there would be less rape




69428 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Rape is more about control and dominance than sex




69448 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Facebook doesn't mind being raped




69450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Facebook doesn't mind being raped




69455 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Rape is usually done as an act of violence.




69520 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

it not rape its surprise sex




69590 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

# 2 and #10 are my heroes




69697 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

correction 10, it's not rape if you shout surprise




69700 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

NUMBER TWO AND 10 I LOVEE YOU




69707 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

This is #2. The feeling is mutual




69708 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

This is #2. The feeling is mutual




69798 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#2, some guy just got arrested where I live over the weekend for jumping out of an SUV and jerkin it in front of random girls. Does this happen in a lot of cities?




69945 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Yes #16, it happens all the time. The key is to wear a mask and run away if you see them reach for their cell phones ;)




71271 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

the solution to your problem is simple op you need more female facebook friends.




71405 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

haha, very clever #18 but you still suck at life




71715 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Time to start at the family tree...


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